Store

This is where you can buy all the useless shit we sell. Go nuts. Save me from dying in poverty.

We’re starting off small, but the more you buy here, the more stock I can get and the more varied products I’ll be able to afford.

Wildly Irrelevant Badge – WI Splat Logo

This stylish 25mm pin badge proudly displays your favourite splat-based logo. Also useful for jazzing up your attire if you’re a member of the Women’s Institute. Postage is free.

Wildly Irrelevant Badge – Reginald Grim

Not only is our dear Reginald is a gentleman and a scholar, he’s also been dead for quite some time. Honour is memory with this 25mm pin badge. Postage is free.