Return Of The Great Orange Dope

Posted in Stuff on 30th December, 2011 by Tommy Storm

Boys and girls, it’s that time again…

It’s the time when we decide to drag this disorganised mess of a show kicking and screaming out of retirement and drop it, disgruntled and lazy, onto your laps every Sunday.

There’s going to be a few changes this time round though…

The shows will be shorter and more regular, aiming for a thirty minute show every Sunday.

The topics off which we tangent will be more topical, drawing from current news stories provided by international news websites, movie critic sites, videogame enthusiast sites and various other internet sources.

The unsigned music is gone! I’m sad to see this one go, but a big part of what killed the show the first two times is the surprising amount of unsigned bands that don’t want free promo. It made it hard to base a show around promoting unsigned music when everyone ignored my e-mails. So just straight-up talkshow this time.

And most importantly, and this is a big one, to reflect our more serious and professional manner, there has been a huge image change. The shade of orange has changed from hex code FF9900 to FF8000. Yeah. I know. I’m as shocked as you are, but it’s for the best, I don’t think we’d have survived with the very slightly more yellow shade of orange we’d been using for so long.

So that’s the skinny, we’re reassembling the studio and reassembling the team for some tangential nonsense thinly disguised as a talkshow. It’s all on the way, keep an eye out, my freaky darlings.

TS

Stating The Obvious

Posted in Stuff on 10th May, 2011 by Tommy Storm

Howdy chumps,

It seems almost redundant to mention it but we’re on a bit of a hiatus at the moment. Since December the presenting cast all live together which leaves us nothing to talk about on air that we haven’t already talked about. A troublesome dynamic for a talk show.

But that’s only partly the problem. We’re all caught up in our own little projects at the moment which are taking precedent over our little podcast. FB’s spending his time working on his fledgling media technology business, SpectreCon, Kelsey is working hard at uni for her journalism degree and I’m getting back into the music scene by writing an album.

And just so I feel a little better about our crappy break timing, do me a solid and check out Lisabi, the new band featuring my old buddy Andre from the Atomic Nachos. Old school right? But yeah, check these guys out, it reminds me of NoFX’s ska stuff, but more awesome. You can quote that if you want.

Hope life’s treating you well everybody,

Be seeing you!

TS

Still Alive…

Posted in Stuff on 20th February, 2011 by Tommy Storm

Hey y’all. Sorry it’s been forevs since an update, it’s been busy times in the world of Wildly Irrelevant. By that I mean we’ve all got better things to do.

I’ve been training at a local radio station so that’s taken a chunk of my attention previously devoted to this very show, and we’ve found an inherent problem of living with your co-hosts. All the banter is already used up by the time I turn on the mics.

We will get back into the swing of things, but I make no promises when that will be.

In the mean time, I’ve been working on the website and all the doings for FB’s band ‘The Change’. If you like sexy funky music go check their fine selves out at www.thechangetrio.co.uk. If you go via the store on their site you can download their debut single for free. Bargain.

Have fun with that my lovelies. Hope you’re all peaches.

TS

Wonder Woman McBeal

Posted in Stuff on 24th January, 2011 by Tommy Storm

Ally McWonder Woman maybe? I dunno.

David E. Kelley, screen writer of Boston Legal and Ally McBeal, has been snagged as the screen writer for the new Wonder Woman TV series due to premiere on NBC some time in the not too distant future. According to an article over at Crave Online the premise of the show is being rewritten to feature Diana Prince as not only a vigilante crime fighter, but “a successful corporate executive and a modern woman” too. Which basically means she’ll be a generic sassy businesswoman. Eugh.

This Kelley guy needs a lobotomy for giving Wonder Woman the Sex & The City makeover. Princess Diana of the Amazons would not be closing financial deals and meeting her girlies for brunch to discuss the hot new guy in marketing. She’d be fucking murdering everyone.

Just give it to Chris Nolan. He seems to be the only man in Hollywood with the balls to make DC superheroes look like the badasses they are. They entrusted the new Superman movie to him, so it would’ve made sense to give him Wonder Woman too. He’d get a commemorative plate for all three.

TS

Bane, We Hardy Knew Ye…

Posted in Stuff on 22nd January, 2011 by Tommy Storm

So I’m super excited at the news that Chris Nolan’s third Batman movie has now cast its villains. ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ will feature ultra-hot-but-about-to-get-hotter-due-to-Catwoman-costume Anne Hathaway as Catwoman and Bronson/Inception/Mad Max 4 (if they ever get round to filming the effing thing) star Tom Hardy as Bane.

Now Hathaway is a perfect fit for Catwoman, probably even more so than Michelle Pfeiffer from Tim Burton’s 1992 masterpiece ‘Batman Returns’, even though Pfeiffer’s Catwoman has personally affected my choice in women. I like ‘em crazy you see. And preferably covered in leather. But that’s not the point.

The point of concern is Tom Hardy’s Bane. For a start, Tom Hardy is very English and Bane is kinda Puerto Rican or something. I’ll be interested to see how they pull that off. Also, I want to know how Nolan intends to drop Bane into the established canon of his trilogy. It’s all been very mob boss related thus far, with Scarecrow being an Arkham doctor, Joker being a crazed gangster sort and Two Face being a tragically singed district attorney. How does ol’ Chrissy intend to put Bane into this realistic setting? Is he going to be buff from the outset, or is he going to be of average size and beef up Popeye-style when he receives his daily dose of Venom? Will he be breaking the Bat? Will Batman’s broken back be what ends the trilogy?

I’ll be honest, mainly I’m just concerned about seeing Tom Hardy in a gimp suit. Don’t pretend you didn’t notice Bane was in a gimp suit.

Also, on a more show related note, we’re gonna try to get back into the swing of things now we’re out of the Christmas break. I’m aware it’s now nearly February and therefore the longest Christmas break taken by anyone ever, but you must remember that we’re all extremely lazy and the radio studio is really cold this time of year.

TS

With Great Power Comes Great Reboots

Posted in Stuff on 13th January, 2011 by Tommy Storm

Now I will admit this to all of you now, I hated the Spider-Man trilogy. It was awful. It completely ignored the feel of Spider-Man and got all preachy and dramatic. Toby Maguire has his place, but swinging high above the streets of New York is not one of them. Sam Raimi is an excellent horror director who notably brought us the ever awesome Evil Dead trilogy, so whichever member of the Spider-Man production team thought he was a good pick for a light hearted web slinging superhero movie is an idiot and should be shunned accordingly.

I tell you this because a new dawn is almost upon us. The new reboot of Spider-Man will soon be released with a better cast and in the hands of director Marc Webb, who most notably brought us 500 Days Of Summer. And a Green Day music video. Still a better pick than Raimi, if not just for the name.

The most obvious change will be the actor portraying our beloved web-head: Andrew Garfield. He just looks more like Spider-Man than Maguire did. Hopefully he’ll prove to be the unstoppable force of bad-assery and pun-fuelled one liners that is the web slinger we all know and love.

Cast your eyes upon this first picture of Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, looking all snazzy in the new design of the costume, and let us all wait in anticipation for the 2012 slated release of what shall hopefully be a return to form for Spidey movies.

TS

Tron: Legacy

Posted in Stuff on 5th January, 2011 by heavymetalscott

Hello Irrelvant’s, I’ve decided to publicly express my dismay with the film ‘Tron: Legacy’, instead of keeping it bottled up and having a break-down due to my bitter disappointment.

I’ll start with a story, back when I was about 10 years old I was on summer holiday and had just finished playing on the N64 with my Father, dinner had just finished cooking to which I was told to turn off the console and come get my grub on. I proceeded to sit in the dining room with my Brother and watch T.V. My father returned to the room and told me to change the channel over to reveal a film that has forever fascinated me with the inner workings of computers ever since, growing up I honestly thought I had Tron and Clu living within my mother-board. To say the Tron franchise was something that meant at lot to me would be an understatement so you can understand my enjoyment when I heard there was going to be a “sequel”.

My anticipation and excitement only further grew after reading an article on the Guardians website announcing that Daft Punk where going to be writing the score for the film, this promptly followed with a link to hear the sound track… I listened and loved it!

Come Tuesday 4th January I got to see ‘Tron: Legacy’ I avoided reading reviews as I didn’t want to distract from the visceral experience that is Tron. I was apprehensive at first, The original film was considered such a revolution in cinematic history some what similar to Star Wars (original saga) pushing visual effects to as far as they could possibly go (at the time). I had prepared myself that it wasn’t going to be as mind-blowing as the first time I saw Tron and knowing how the effects were constructed would some what counter-act the innocence I had whilst watching the original but all this aside I was hoping for something incredible.

I was wrong… Now by no account is the film terrible, it’s not the worse film I’ve ever seen and it’s an enjoyable experience but it’s not Tron. Tron didn’t take it’s self seriously, it had a certain air of humour even in it’s most serious of scenes but this is what made the character’s in Tron so likeable and great. This is the largest fault with Tron: Legacy you don’t care about the characters. The original character of Kevin Flynn lacked the wisdom and had an enjoyable cocky tone to all his actions, the same with Allen; however, in Tron: Legacy I found the character of Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges) was lost between playing ‘The Dude’ (from the Big Lebowki) and a monk. For me this didn’t work, it didn’t feel like Tron any more it felt like I was laughing not because of how advantageous and over-coming Flynn’s action were but just because his character resembled ‘The Dude’ so heavily. I expected the character of Kevin Flynn to not be so easily defeated in every scene it felt like Flynn wouldn’t even want to try for resistance, I blame the writers for this. There is a cocky presence in Tron: Legacy and “Boy, is he cocky?”.
Max Flynn (Garrett Hedlund) the son of Kevin Flynn, is a typical arrogant, overly cliche, pretty boy, who happens to lack direction until the final act. The only thing he has going for himself is how great he is on a motor bike, for me this was the largest problem with the film Tron: Legacy, I hated Sam Flynn and constantly found myself in a situation where I’m rooting for the bad-guy to win. Max Flynn is the new-age Hollywood hero (far too perfect) someone whose lost his father, inherited the largest company in the world but still carries a chip on his shoulder because he’s not seen as a rockstar, in my eyes I will only let Robert Downey JR and Chris Pine get away with this as their act have some level of some humility.
Again not the fault of the actor but the problem is the writing, the original Tron was so amazing because it was geeks against what they loved. In Tron: Legacy it just seemed to try and be the sequel to Star Trek (J.J Abram’s remake) the character of Max Flynn resembled the character of James Kirk (Chris Pine) far too much, as well at times the shot construction for Tron: Legacy was practically the same as Star Trek.

Olivia Wilde’s character was fine, she acted robotic and served as eye-candy… That’s essentially all her part required. (Trinity) For me the best character by far was Michael Sheen’s ‘Castor’, the way he styled himself and acted was like a body-double for David Bowie (Ziggy Stardust era) which made for a very crazy, charismatic and lovable character.
This for me really solidified how diverse he is as an actor.

I felt this film had a lot of wasted potential, the story of the grid growing to become a powerful force (dictatorship) was actually a very captivating and interesting plot but was only briefly expanded upon but it’s just another remake of ‘The Lawnmower Man’. Visually the film is stunning although a little character-less, it’s no different from watching Avatar or any other greened screen laundered film. Musically the film stands out, I feel the soundtrack in this film is easily the strongest part. A lot like ‘The Social Network’.
The action scene’s in this are few and fair between they have that “Star Wars: Episode 1 -3 vibe”. In which you don’t seem very impressed knowing that it’s all CGI.

In summary the film fell short, it’s very enjoyable but if you’re a fan of the original it won’t suffice. It lacks the charm of the 1980′s version, doesn’t deliver on story but will please anyone looking for another boring ooze that Hollywood has to offer which would be fine if only it didn’t take it’s self so seriously.

Christmas Break

Posted in Stuff on 24th December, 2010 by Tommy Storm

Sup fools.

You may have noticed it being quiet on the front lately. This is due to a Christmas break. We’re not radio banter machines. We have festive needs too.

We’ll rock out a special episode of super awesomeness soon. Don’t you worry my freaky darlings.

Have a festive Saturday and brace yourselves for the new year. It’ll be a beast.

TS

Totally Worth It

Posted in Stuff on 13th December, 2010 by Tommy Storm

There wasn’t a new show last night because myself and my trusty sidekick FB went to see Bullet For My Valentine at Wembley.

Bullet were awesome, as is to be expected. They didn’t play Fever which was odd, since it was the Fever tour, but it didn’t detract from the brilliant set. Atreyu were the opening act and they were also immense, but the crowning moment was when the second band of the night, Bring Me The Horizon, neared the end of their set…

Bring Me played over their set time, so the techs at Wembley brought up the lights to signal for them to end the song… Which they didn’t. So the techs turned off the PA. Did they accept defeat? Did they calmly leave the stage? No. They through a hissy fit, flipped off the audience and wrecked all their gear. Everyone booed the shit out of them. Except a few 15 year old girls who cried. Because only 15 year old girls like Bring Me The Horizon. Yes. I said it. The whole world was thinking it, don’t pretend it’s a surprise.

Basically, not even sorry that we missed the show last night, we saw Bring Me The Fail get ridiculed and lose what little dignity they had in front of 10,000 people. Glorious.

Also, why do they even need Oli Sykes? The rhythm guitarist does all the singing parts and can actually scream better than Oli anyway. Fire Oli, band will be good. Simple science.

But I digress, new show will be out soon enough, don’t you fret my little pumpkins.

TS

I’m No Virtuoso!

Posted in Funnies, Stuff on 11th December, 2010 by heavymetalscott

Hello everyone, Scott here.

Recently I’ve had a need to create some little musics, this would be one of my first “masterpieces”.
It’s a ”bio-documentation-futurist-song’ , the story goes as follows. Robots take over the world but have a certain preference in a certain gender

Robots Kissing Boys

Enjoy this, I had a blast making it.
I might try to make this a regular thing “Scott’s 20 minute song”.

 

Scott out!

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